theorums = science
science = study
study = nerd
nerd = theorums
Nerdian theorums
- nazis attract ppl, and since charlie attracts ppl: nazi=ppl, charlie=ppl, charlie=nazi (robin)
- by ur reasoning, cash = nazi (charlie)
- cash = people
nazi = people
cash = nazis
(charlie)
- and money is the root of all evil
so charlie=evil
charlie=german
robin=german
robin=evil
(joe)
- robin=evil
money=evil
time=money
time=8:30
August 30= day jesus was crucified (speculated)
jesus=carpenter
carpenter=wood
robin has wood from talking to men!
(joe)
- wood from men=homosexual
homosexual=michael jackson
michael jackson=pedophile
pedophile=little kids
little kids= poopy pants
poopy pants=immature
immature=sam
sam=add
add=addition
sam+robin=bad
robin=bad÷sam
bad≈brad
brad=glasses
glasses=brittle
brittle=candy (peanut)
candy=sweet
sweet=apple
apple=fruit
guess what robin is
(joe) (aka sanfilippo's law of universal robin gayness)
- glasses= clear
clear= water
water= liquid
juice=liquid
juice is made from fruit
there
- friut = gay
gay = robin
robin = sucks
sucks = bad
bad = robin
robin = gay
gay = buttsex
buttsex = butt + penis
robin != penis
robin = butt.
(sam)
- charlie=jock
jock=strap
strap=leather
leather=cow
cow=steak
steak=meat
meat=money
money=jew
jew=charlie
(joe)
- charlie=charlie:check
(joe)
- charlie=jock
jock=strap
strap=dildo
charlie=dildo
haha! Charlie's a dildo!
(sam)
- charlie=jock
jock=strap
strap=dildo
dildo=hobbit
hobbit=hairy feet
hairy feet=warm
warm=global warming
global warming=greenhouse gasses
greenhouse gasse=farts
charlie = fart.
(sam)
- sam = hyper
hyper = fast
fast = slut
slut = whore
whore = sam
(charlie)
- sam = nerd
nerd = rich
rich = bitch
bitch = dog
dog = sams mom stripping
(charlie)
- charlie = fat
fat = slow
slow ~ fast
fast = good
charlie is not good.
(sam)
- strip=listerine
listerine=minty
mint=plant
weed=plant
weed=marijuana
marijuana=drug
drug=tylenol
tylenol=sleep
sleep=sex
sex=cool
gay sex≠cool
gay sex=gay
gay≠cool
robin≠cool
(joe)
- sam=face
face=clock
clock≈cock
cock=rooster
rooster≈chicken
chicken=egg
egg=eat
eat=pussy
pussy=cat
cat=fuzzy
fuzzy=mold
mold=shape
shape=round
round=ball
ball=manliness
manliness=beef jerky
i want some fucking beef jerky right now
(joe)
- beef = meat
meat = penis
penis = ejaculate
ejaculate = splooge
splooge = go-gurt
gogurt = yogurt
yogurt = food
food = eat
eat = consume
consume = devoure
devoure = carnage
carnage = guns
guns = bullets
bullets = pain
pain = hurt
hurt = soda
soda = fizzy
fizzy = carbonation
carbonation = acid
acid = LSD
LSD = beatles
beatles = old
old = wrinkly
wrinkly = ballsack
ballsack = robins face.
(sam)
- sam=dumb
dumb=stupid
stupid=retarded
retarded=mental
mental=hospital
hospital=nurses
nurses=sex
sex=paradise
paradise=heaven
heaven=god
god=jesus
jesus=cross
cross=blood
blood=red
red=bulls
bulls=horny
horny=balls
balls=tennis
tennis=sports
sports=charlie
charlie=jock
jock=jockey
jockey=horse
horse=tail
tail=feather
feather=soft
soft=boobs
boobs=tits
tits=fucking
fucking=pussy
pussy=kickass
kickass=butt
butt=round
round=cd
cd=burner
burner=flame
flame=lighter
lighther=light
light=daytime
daytime=sun
sun=bright
bright=afternoon
afternoon=afterschool
afterschool=cool
cool=girls
girls=hot
hot=desert
desert=dessert
dessert=yummy
yummy=food
food=fat
fat=warmth
warmth=
Shit, I can't go on.
(robin)
- Cameron = pwnzors
pwnzors = you suck
you suck = everyone
everyone = annoying
annoying = death by brian
death by brian = crazy asianness
crazy asianness = crazy nationalityness
crazy nationalityness = crazy scotsman
crazy scotsman = pwnzors
pwnzors = Cameron
ha
(cameron)
- a=b
a^2=b^2
a^2-b^2=ab-b^2
(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)
(a-b) (a-b)
a+b=b
2=1
oh snap
(robin) (doesnt really work)
- girls = time*money
time = money
girls = money*money
girls = money^2
money = √evil
girls = (√evil)^2
girls = evil
(steven)
- girls = evi
evil = atrocities
atrocities = holocaust
holocaust = nazis
nazis = german
german = robin
robin = girl
sorry, i had to...
(cameron)
At this point we had an argument about the correctness of steven's proof, in which robin was pwned by both brad and cameron:
- robin = pwned 2x
pwned 2x = brad vs. comps on sc
brad vs. comps on sc = slaughter
slaughter = slaughterhouse
slaughterhouse = cows
cows = beef
beef = meat
meat = BLOOD
blood = killing spree
killing spree = crazy scotsman
crazy scotsman = me
me = pwn
robin = pwned 2x
pwn = cameron
robin = pwned
pwn = brad
ha
(cameron)